This is a true story !
At exactly 12h00 Sunday 12 1984, in pacific
I saw unicorns keeping gold of the liprechauns at the feet of the rainbows!
All this pasted in soap bubble universe split in two parts by a disk called flat and hollow earth...
In a mysterious cloud... I will wake up in my bed!
True story, i guarantee!

Admiral Richard E. Bird
United States Navy
36 December 2345